Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Frog Prince

"Dresses, or jewels, or golden crowns, are not for me; but if thou wilt love me, and let me be thy companion and playmate, and sit at thy table, and eat from thy little golden plate, and drink out of thy cup, and sleep in thy little bed,--if thou wilt promise me all these things, then I will dive down and fetch up thy golden ball."

The Frog, that may or may not later become a Prince. In exchange for returning her
golden ball, he asks quite a bit -- to eat from her plate, and drink from her cup, and even sleep in her bed. But what Princess could ever bear being so close to a slimy ugly frog?

This Frog is extremely posable -- and sizable, coming in at a massive 23 inches wide
from finger to finger, 9 inches of body length, and 24 inches from snout-tip to
toe-tip.

Pattern now available!!!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

You’re out of the woods, you’re out of the dark, you’re out of the night...

It all starts with Dorothy:



Dorothy was the girl swept up into a tornado and dropped by its force into the Wonderful land of Oz. There upon her way she receives a kiss on the forehead by the witch in the Munchkin kingdom -- and also the magic slippers of the wicked witch that was killed by her falling farmhouse. In the book the slippers were silver with pointed toes. Did you know that? :)

Along her way she meets the Scarecrow:



The “brainless" Scarecrow joins her, hoping to ask the Wizard for a brain. Eventually he gets a head full of pins, needles, and bran, to make him very sharp indeed. I gave him a diploma so he can still look smart without being pokey when hugged.

After that, they find the Tin Woodsman, frozen in one spot:



Luckily my Tin Woodsman has less of a tendency to rust. Still, just to be sure, he also carries his trusty oil can with him. He brings his ax along to help clear the path for Dorothy and the other travelers to reach the amazing Emerald City. There, Oz grants him his wish: the gift of a heart, "made entirely of silk and stuffed with sawdust." The Wizard soldered it into the Tin Man’s chest in the story, so I’ve left the scar where you can see it.

Then they have a brief scuffle with a rather Cowardly Lion:



It’s tough to be such a cowardly king! The Lion follows along with Dorothy and her other friends to the fabulous Emerald City, where he hopes the Wizard of Oz will give him courage. The courage the Wizard originally provides in the book is green liquid and comes out of a bottle – lots of people do find their bravery at the bottom of a glass like that. But I decided to show our Lion as the brave and happy creature that laughs at his former cowardice.

But then Dorothy and her friends are sent to dispose of the Wicked Witch:



Pure evil, or so we're told. In the story, she had only one eye -- but it could see like a telescope. For the sake of symmetry I gave her both eyes, but I kept all the other wicked witch tropes alive -- the green skin, the black dress, the pointed hat, the broom. She is so evil that when Toto bites her she does not bleed; her evil had dried her up ages ago. She forces Dorothy to be her slave until the time that Dorothy sloshes a bucket of water over her, melting her into non-existence.

The Wizard is able to escape in a balloon, but Dorothy needs a bit more help from Glinda:



Glinda the Good Witch in the original Wizard of Oz story has red hair and bright blue eyes, and a white dress -- but how boring is white? Glinda is such a pink name. It practically has sparkles on it. So I gave her a pink dress. Glinda meets Dorothy towards the end of her story, and helps Dorothy to realize the power of her silver slippers to get her back to Kansas. She also sets up the Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman, and the Cowardly Lion each to rule their own little kingdom of Oz.

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I hope you’ve liked my little picture show; I didn’t mean to bomb everyone with so many pictures but I wanted to wait until I had the whole group to display. If anyone’s interested, I’ve got all these patterns available on my website; and soon I’ll be rounding out the set with the Wizard, some munchkins, some flying monkeys, and Toto too!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Having a big sale!

For a limited time, all dolls and commissions are 20% off!

Go here for details: http://voxmortuum.net/sale.htm

Sunday, March 15, 2009

It's been a month...

But I've been busy!

Quick post before I head off to do the mundane things around the house that require doing. During the month that I was away, I was not idle! First, I finished up Optimus Prime.



He's an amazing 2.5 feet tall by 1.5 feet wide and the client was in awe. Always a good feeling. :) See Optimus's full page here.

Also, I finished up Bronx from Gargoyles - another huge build:



Bronx is 20 inches long by 20 inches tall and very snuggly. The client for him had had to wait a year for me to get him as perfect as I wanted him to be, and she felt that he was certainly worth it! View his full page here.

Upcoming builds: Pennywise from IT, Voltron (all 5 robots combining to make 1), Haku's dragon form from Spirited Away, and more! Watch this space. :)

Monday, February 16, 2009

Quick Update

Oye, what a week. Nothing grand; been working along on the Super Deformed Optimus Prime. Couple of things have slowed me down: last week, a fibro-flare, and this weekend a case of stomach flu!

So nothing completed lately, but I've had good reason. And in the interest of posting more often and being accountable for my art, I wanted to let my blog know. :)

Hopefully I'll have more and better to report by the weekend.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

MORE BUTTONS!

Hokay, so -- got some work done on a smaller Optimus Prime over the weekend; also got some serious work on Bronx from Gargoyles. The original Optimus Prime I started, I was working in scale from the head I completed... which would make him wind up to be over 4 feet tall.

Let me say that again: 4 Feet Tall.

But the original person commissioning me had paid me something more like... oh, possibly 2 feet tall. So now I've got a half finished Overstuft Optimus Prime yarn statue *thing* that I really would like someone to commission so that I can finish it. I've made the pretty strict rule for myself this year that I will not start a new doll unless I'm commissioned to do so -- I've got about 20 dolls of my own interest that I started along and along and just haven't finished yet. So I've got to work down my backlog!

I'm considering selling the HYOOGE Optimus for $250, plus shipping to wherever. So if you're interested, please shoot me an email.

But the real reason I'm posting now is because I've got my Unicorn/Horse pattern back up for sale, and if you're not on Ravelry (and you should be! Why aren't you? Go ahead and join up; I'll wait.... okay, you there yet?) this'll be your first crack at it. So get it for $7! Look at this face. Can you deny this face?



Here's your button!



More on next weekend, same hook time, same hook channel. :)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Crow-Black Dream

"Don't look! Don't look!" the shadows breathe
Whispering me away from you
"Don't wake at night to watch her sleep
You know that you will always lose
This trembling, adored, tousled, bird-mad girl... "
But every night I burn
But every night I call your name
Every night I burn
Every night I fall again

"Oh, don't talk of love," the shadows purr
Murmuring me away from you
"Don't talk of worlds that never were
The end is all that's ever true
There's nothing you can ever say
Nothing you can ever do... "
Still every night I burn
Every night I scream your name
Every night I burn
Every night the dream's the same
Every night I burn
Waiting for my only friend
Every night I burn
Waiting for the world to end

"Just paint your face," the shadows smile
Slipping me away from you
"Oh it doesn't matter how you hide
We'll find you if we're wanting to
So slide back down and close your eyes
Sleep a while, you must be tired... "
But every night I burn
Every night I call your name
Every night I burn
Every night I fall again
Every night I burn
Scream the animal scream
Every night I burn
Dream the crow black dream

Dream the crow black dream...